Elixir Rap Song
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Had too much fun asking ChatGPT to generate haiku poems and rap songs about programming tools and languages. Here is one about Elixir.
Compose a rap song about how much programmers love the functional programming language Elixir.
Verse 1:
Listen up y’all, let me tell you ‘bout a language that’s dope
It’s called Elixir, and it’s more than just a little bit of hope
It’s functional programming, and it’s built to scale
You can build web apps, IoT, and anything else you wanna unveil
Chorus:
Elixir, Elixir, it’s the language of the gods
Programmers love it, they’re never gonna stop
With its easy syntax and its powerful tools
Elixir’s the one that rules, yeah, Elixir’s the one that rules
Verse 2:
Elixir’s got it all, from concurrency to fault tolerance
And the syntax is so sweet, you’ll never want to go back to nonsense
It’s got pipes, macros, and pattern matching too
Elixir’s so efficient, it’s gonna make your code dreams come true
Chorus:
Elixir, Elixir, it’s the language of the gods
Programmers love it, they’re never gonna stop
With its easy syntax and its powerful tools
Elixir’s the one that rules, yeah, Elixir’s the one that rules
Verse 3:
So if you want to build something that’s fast and robust
Elixir’s the language that you can trust
You can build real-time apps and scale with ease
Elixir’s the future, it’s the one that’s gonna please
Chorus:
Elixir, Elixir, it’s the language of the gods
Programmers love it, they’re never gonna stop
With its easy syntax and its powerful tools
Elixir’s the one that rules, yeah, Elixir’s the one that rules
Outro:
So now you know why programmers love Elixir so much
It’s the language that’s got the perfect touch
If you’re not using it yet, you’re missing out
Elixir’s the future, it’s what programming’s all about.
